{"product_id":"certified-smart-ass-t-shirt","title":"Smart Ass T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eSoft 100% cotton that is comfortable, affordable, and actually fits. Because life gives you enough to worry about without adding bad clothing choices to the list. 😅 Perfect for feeling relaxed while overthinking everything else. Ideal for casual Fridays, late-night doomscrolling, or just pretending you have it all under control. 📱\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e• Gildan Softstyle® 64000 Short Sleeve T-Shirt\u003cbr\u003e• Unisex fit - Runs true to size\u003cbr\u003e• 100% pre-shrunk* ring-spun cotton\u003cbr\u003e• Light fabric: breathable enough to survive an unexpected social interaction \u003cbr\u003e• Printed, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e*Typical to see 2-5% shrinkage\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe rolled up sleeves in the mockup are for illustrative purposes only. You can roll them down or up. They are not sewn into a rolled up position.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Charcoal","offer_id":64634530398579,"sku":"24697864252665081062","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":64634530431347,"sku":"18047335414583134293","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":64634530464115,"sku":"29573353451424250942","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":64634530496883,"sku":"14481947592720431226","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Ice Grey","offer_id":64634530529651,"sku":"19380636460108669186","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sand","offer_id":64634530562419,"sku":"88904292121584321480","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pistachio","offer_id":64634530595187,"sku":"22006289944396859263","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Paragon","offer_id":64634530627955,"sku":"94686487217254168646","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Charcoal","offer_id":64634530660723,"sku":"11291403320459315052","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":64634530693491,"sku":"55479924924523407082","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":64634530726259,"sku":"32833728421968703463","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":64634530759027,"sku":"15263509513870413797","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Ice Grey","offer_id":64634530791795,"sku":"20926403231381643928","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sand","offer_id":64634530824563,"sku":"61437304875027408340","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pistachio","offer_id":64634530857331,"sku":"18096701894169337001","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Paragon","offer_id":64634530890099,"sku":"28108511159369319426","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Charcoal","offer_id":64634530922867,"sku":"31954940682701905062","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":64634530955635,"sku":"12228873934034882799","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":64634530988403,"sku":"38260068479780090940","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":64634531021171,"sku":"10063078638594552259","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Ice Grey","offer_id":64634531053939,"sku":"27923998089496522115","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sand","offer_id":64634531086707,"sku":"22087753564665621476","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pistachio","offer_id":64634531119475,"sku":"22121393189388351242","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Paragon","offer_id":64634531152243,"sku":"25633854539209143570","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Charcoal","offer_id":64634531185011,"sku":"29619910011663448434","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":64634531217779,"sku":"23631035387658071772","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":64634531250547,"sku":"23597507081503929499","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":64634531283315,"sku":"29568386323024928358","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Ice Grey","offer_id":64634531316083,"sku":"14371881326227502065","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sand","offer_id":64634531348851,"sku":"23339839001632151647","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pistachio","offer_id":64634531381619,"sku":"15138692723477797510","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Paragon","offer_id":64634531414387,"sku":"12585042086920013292","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Charcoal","offer_id":64634531447155,"sku":"56055326935071687478","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":64634531479923,"sku":"23729147462011900562","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":64634531512691,"sku":"29789522684808647452","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":64634531545459,"sku":"24981541545554802109","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Ice Grey","offer_id":64634531578227,"sku":"22866235465187700564","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sand","offer_id":64634531610995,"sku":"23253200996168134035","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pistachio","offer_id":64634531643763,"sku":"92785253941400951584","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Paragon","offer_id":64634531676531,"sku":"62242996855013531069","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Charcoal","offer_id":64634531709299,"sku":"16372631313717507304","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":64634531742067,"sku":"28543504528172717566","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":64634531774835,"sku":"80476686015264618745","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":64634531807603,"sku":"33851157539186981001","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Ice Grey","offer_id":64634531840371,"sku":"25202291687044597582","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sand","offer_id":64634531873139,"sku":"12548731741076678507","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pistachio","offer_id":64634531905907,"sku":"27255475250309776378","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Paragon","offer_id":64634531938675,"sku":"24915753996681351945","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1017\/1757\/4003\/files\/Certified-Smart-Ass-T-Shirt-Pistachio.png?v=1789178527","url":"https:\/\/twoleftbrains.com\/products\/certified-smart-ass-t-shirt","provider":"Two Left Brains","version":"1.0","type":"link"}